Imagine waking up, turning on the TV and hearing the following:
…this just in from CNN, suddenly it appears as if millions of people have vanished, just disappeared off the face of the earth. Reports are coming in from all around the world. Planes have crashed, massive auto and freeway accidents, all too numerous to report. We are waiting for official word from the White House, I believe President Obama is about to address the nation and the world, yes, hopefully he can shed some light as to what has happened. Let’s tune in and listen to the President live from the oval office.
My fellow Americans, whatever event or force that has caused this to happen , we can assure you that we have everything under control.
I have been in touch with many of the leaders of this world, in the last few minutes, I have spoken to British Prime Minister Cameron, President Putin, as well as the heads our own CIA, Military, Department of Defense, Leaders of Congress, leaders of the U.N., we are doing our best to sort through all the information coming in from all around the world. Please, DO NOT PANIC, we will get to the bottom of this. Many are all-ready speculating, that this is, the so called “Rapture” that many religious fanatics have preached about, well I’m a Christian and my wife is a
Christian and were still here and I just got off the phone with the Pope and he’s still at the Vatican. Some have even said that aliens or UFO’s are somehow involved, after speaking with Secretary of Defense and other experts in this field, we are not ruling this out. New information has come into us and we are investigating this as I speak, again, PLEASE DO NOT PANIC, we will get everything under control…
The above is what you might possibly here if suddenly millions of people disappear off the face of the earth, below is the truth, and what you must do. I guess I should have listened to those pesky Christians…
According to the Lord’s own words, we tell you that we who are still
alive, who are left till the coming of the Lord, will certainly not precede
those who have fallen asleep. For the Lord himself will come down from heaven, with a loud command, with the voice of the archangel and with the trumpet call of God, and the dead in Christ will rise first. After that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And so we will be with the Lord forever. 1 Thessalonians 4:15-17